Back in the Motherland

Yes! It is true, I am back in the land of Maple Syrup and Beavers! The flight was long and very bright, but I amused myself with pathetically attempting to sleep and watching (in order): Mars Attacks!, Caddyshack, Kung-Fu Panda, and then miscellaneous portions of other shows. 

It was definitely exciting to come back to land at the Ottawa airport and know exactly where I would be sleeping that night. Nothing beats knowing precisely where and how you are going to get to the place you will be sleeping later that night. Bliss. 

Anyway, here are some of my favourite photos/moments from across the pond:

Buckingham Palace Gate IMG_4608 LOLCAT? Peeing Fountain Wicked Door 100% REAL! Side of Nemo Very Busy Skyline Centrum Dutch Architecture Pudding Lane The Coast. Yeah. It's that Cool.
Sweet Wall Creepy Crab Water in Monte Carlo IMG_5433 Skulls IMG_5296 What's Going On Here? Yes. That's $93 CAD for an Umbrella HA HA HA First Flight (survived) Happy Hour Menu Blue Tower 

Yeah, there’s lots. I think I uploaded over 1,250 photos to flickr. Bwhaha.

Toilets are Crazy

Having been in Europe for a month I have come across a bizarre thing that I haven’t seen anywhere else: toilets with a two button flush mechanism. I couldn’t figure it out! One button tends to be smaller than the other button, and both buttons are typically side by side. I frankly assumed one button was for #1′s and the other for #2′s. It never seemed that simple, though.

Honestly, in my Paris hostel I saw the two button system again and genuinely thought that there must be some pretty blatant design flaw with the idea of a two button flush system. After the deed is done, which do you press? Presented with such confusion I always went for the bigger of the two buttons (occasionally trying out the smaller one). However, I noticed that when I pressed the smaller one, generally both buttons depressed (that’s the case in this London hostel). In such a case it seems like an aesthetic choice to split the buttons up — so clearly there’s a design issue!

I figured that in my last two days outside of Canada I’d google the matter and was quite surprised to learn that the button size corresponds to the amount of water used with the flush. Big problem with that logic: given the potential inconsistencies between flush mechanism designs, do you press the large button because it’s bigger (thus more important) or because it symbolizes more water? It’s ambiguous!

Cote D’Azur’s Cheap Public Transit

Both buses and trams cost 1 Euro for one transfer within 74 minutes. That’s about 50% cheaper than OC transpo when you pay by cash. It gets even better though, since for that 1 euro, you can go all the way to Monaco. That’s right. Tomorrow I’m going to spend a whole 3 euros to go to a place called Cap d’Ail and  then Monaco (one euro for each location, and then another euro to get back). Nicccceee (eh! Nice! nice!). 

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